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FYI, the chapter titles can be funny sometimes, but mostly theyre just a phrase taken out of the chapter. Like: Chapter 17 – Dont Think Im Hello Kitty Just Because Im A Pacifist! or Chapter 18 – Poor IQ Really Is The Most Serious Injury! (which I tweaked to make it sound funny in English as well: "You Sir, Are Not A Genius!")
Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world–If you have eyes and can see Mt. Tai, this is totally not the original Chinese, which was something along the lines of "My eyes didnt fail me, this girls a total treasure (jester), shes too cute." BUT I COULDNT RESIST THE CINNAMON ROLL MEME, STONE ME OKAY.
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"Hahaha! So thats what a kitten showing her claws looks like. I gotta hand it to her, look at how ugly Prince Ruis expression is." Yan Ran was the first to recover. He covered his mouth with his hands to muffle his laughter. Hed almost busted his gut laughing.
Shao Zitang dipped his head to sip some tea. He didnt reply, but his eyes were dancing with mirth. He was clearly tickled pink by Prince Ruis ashen yet speechless expression
After Yan Ran finished laughing, his eyes had reddened. He drank more wine. "As I thought, shes a beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world." he murmured in awe.
Leng Ruofeng glanced at him. "Yan Ran, thou shalt not commit adultery," he uttered calmly.
"Cough cough cough–" Yan Ran almost choked on the wine he was drinking. He looked at Leng Ruofeng aggrievedly. "Zombie face," he said, "Can you not say such heart attack inducing things When have I touched that girl"
Shao Zitang turned toward him. He grinned toothily, "When have you not."
Yan Ran choked at these allegations. He lapsed into silence. Fine. Its not like Ive touched her in that way. Im sure the kittens owner wont mind, sighhh.
"Whod yall say ya touched" interrupted a simple and puzzled voice.
"Fools shouldnt interrupt when the experts are speaking. Just be good and eat your Braised Pork in Soy Sauce." He Wenzhongd been sitting by them since who knows when. Yan Ran smacked him on the head and pushed the braised pork which had been sitting besides him since forever towards the grizzly man.
Everyone gazed at Xia Yuqing in astonishment when she finished speaking. Uncomfortable under the stares, she was just about to speak out when she heard a bang. A strong-looking man besides Prince Rui slapped the table and leaped to his feet furiously. She jumped in shock and shrank back as he roared, "How dare a mere foreign princess talk to His Highness like this! That womans just a brothel songstress. What do you intention by pushing a woman His Majesty doesnt want onto His Highness"
Silence fell again.
Xia Yuqing looked pityingly at the bud with all brawn and no brains. Sure enough, feeders do the most harm to your team. Hed just blurted out the treasonous thoughts that no one had dared to say. You sir, are not a genius!
The one who broke the silence this time was Feng Tingye. He raised his eyebrows and laughed coldly, resting his chin on one hand. "So General Wang is aware that Miss Jiang is a songstress."
"Heheh. Im sorry Cousin, I got delayed at home," said a bell-like, feminine voice from outside. It caught everyones attention.
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Liu Yixiang beamed as she walked past Jiang Zhaorou, her sharp gaze seemingly innocuously sweeping through her. Jiang Zhaorous expression changed. She twisted the handkerchief in her hands.
When he saw Liu Yixiang enter, Feng Tingye chuckled, "Cousin, you must have lost track of time while visiting Mother. She would scold us if we blame you."
Liu Yixiang smiled calmly, "At least I didnt miss this show."
Then she turned towards the nervous chap, General Wang Feng, and smiled icily, "General Wang Feng, let me warn you. Who you were speaking with just now wasnt some foreign princess, but my Imperial Cousins consort. His Majesty is your ruler, and Consort Qing is the only concubine within the palace. Not only that, she possesses a four-of-a-kind rank, and is only second to the empress. With this is in mind, she is also considered your mistress. What is a mere general like you doing, yelling at your lords"
"I..." Wang Feng wanted to reply, but Liu Yixiang didnt give him a chance to explain himself. She harrumphed. "General Wang, you also said that that woman is a prostitute, and is not worthy of His Highness"
Wang Feng looked at Jiang Zhaorous deathly pale face. "Yes..." he said, only to be reproached by Liu Yixiang again, "You feel that a songstress isnt worthy of His Highness, but doesnt His Highness feel that a songstress is worthy of His Majesty By these words, General Wang is questioning His Highness or mocking him.... Well, which of these is your intention"
"I wasnt.... Your Highness, I..." Wang Fengs expression transformed. He desperately wanted to explain, but he was at a loss for words as he saw Prince Ruis expression become increasingly ugly.
"Fine then, you werent. Then I have one last thing to say. General Wang, you say that by pushing a woman my Imperial Cousin doesnt want on His Highness, its insulting him. Let me remind you: His Highness is a subject, His Majesty is a ruler. If His Majesty bestows a woman to His Highness, that is out of appreciation. His Highness should being feeling grateful. The indignation General Wang feels, is it your own, or is it on the behalf of His Highness If it is, then should I take this discontent that His Highness feels as a sign of his disaffection with the emperor"
Liu Yixiangs aggressive speech cowed Wang Feng.
Xia Yuqing gazed with shining eyes at the woman in front of her. Woah. Mistress, Mistress! Mistress, please whip me, please let me look your foot! Compared to a nobly-born tigress of a military family, that pretty bitch over there is nothing mkay!
Prince Ruis face was even darker. The cup in his hand shook. He steadied himself and stood. "Please forgive me, Your Majesty. General Wang has spent too long in the army, and the lax standards have led to his indiscretion. His rudeness to Your Majesty today wasnt intentional, so I hope Your Majesty lets him off for my sake. As for Miss Jiang, I will take Your Majesty and Miladys consideration to heart, and from now on I... will take good care of Miss Jiang."
"We also feel that it was but a slip of the tongue on General Wangs part. Only, it seems General Wang has scared my dear. She is very timid. If we simply let General Wang off, Im afraid shell have nightmares about General Wangs rudeness. Our heart will hurt." Feng Tingye wrapped his arms around Xia Yuqing. His right hand crept to her waist and pinched, hard.
Xia Yuqing melted into Feng Tingyes embrace with teary eyes. Sobsobsob, Seme-sama, you brute, dont pinch so hard! It hurts QAQ.
Prince Ruis expression stiffened. He coughed lightly and looked at Wang Feng. Wang Fengs face sank. A sliver of resentment flashed through his eyes. He lowered his head towards Xia Yuqing and clasped his hands, saying, "It was a slip of the tongue. Consort Qing, please forgive me for this offense."
Xia Yuqing nodded gravely. It wasnt because she was acting haughty, but was because she was speechless. Seme-samas hand had crept behind her back, and was slowly...
囧 Sobsobsob, Seme-sama, stop acting so horny mkay! Cant we just play nicely!